Yo Yo Yo YOOO. Yo. Da infamous Nor-sleazian, from the sweet flizow, oZlo, is back with some all new song reviews for yo' ass.

Yo lately I been stressin' some, y'all, cuz there be crazee dangerous ish that be messin with my nordic mind n shit. I'm just trying to keep it real with this shortie from the block named Heidi. Bitch is fine, yo, but she be trippin when she ought to be dippin, if you know what I'm sayin.

But it's all good, my Norwegie life is still of the heezies. Y'all better know that as long as I've got my turntables everything is a'ight. Anyway let's get down to the bidness quick-like and without further interupptin' ishes.

Yo Chronic 2001 ain't even out yet in Norway but y'all best recognize that Henrik X has mad connections n shit-- my Jeep's been blasting these tracks since last week, y'all! First off let me say that my favorite track on this record is "Fuck You," cuz it sums up what every day ish niggas go through with trying to deal with all manner of hos. Snoop Dogg gets all easy in the track like he was just born inside the beats, and Devin's singing and rapping have the right blend of humor and skillz. But as on every song, the true flava resides with the producer. Every inch of this album it tight like my home girl Heidi's jeans, and every track bounces with the smooth flizow just like Heidi's booty be doin.

Yo when you're talking about Dre you can't not talk about the Chronic. The bliznazed broccoli tracks on this record are pretty much all of them, but "What's the Difference" stands out. This track features supatight rhymes by Eminem and Xzibit, and a smooth g-funk chorus that's just right for drivin around the steets of your city gettin blazed.

Yo I want to speak up right now and say Dre, yo, I know I may have dissed you in the past but all that ish is behind us right now. Let's not let the bidness side of this whole rap game get in the way of our potential relationship-- it's time to end the Compton-Norway feud today! Yo, Dre be knowin that all us oZlo niggaz be keepin' it real 24-7 y'all, just like we know that his new album is the shiznit! Peace!

USOUNDS | 12.1.1999