
The Strokes
MGM
Reviewed by Chaz Bartok
Rock me like a hurricane. Rock me, rock me like a hurricane.
It's a simple phrase and yet it still slays me the same as it
did in '89. Know why? Cause when I'm really rockin', I mean really
rockin', I'm talkin' 'Am peeled out, practically passed out, stereo
blowin' out, eyes stoned-out... at that moment, I am the hurricane-man.
And it rocks me.
So when usounds asked me to review The Strokes, it took
me a while to reply 'cause I'd been rockin' for a few days straight
and I had to get my mind together. But eventually I figured out
where I was and shit was recharged and ready to go.

Chaz Bartok
When I'm not rockin', I'm usually rockin' the web because my
Tandy likes the porn, so I'd heard about The Strokes before. From
what I gathered, these guys came from tradition of the Velvet
Underground, and the whole CBGB scene that came later, so I was
ready to give them a chance. I figured compared to just about
everything else usounds sends me, this record had a slight chance
to rock my 'Am with ass-blasting tunes.
To me though the Strokes sound a lot more like 90's indie rockers
like Guided by Voices. I liked GBV briefly, especially their live
show, which was the kind of indie show where it's cool to be rockin'
fucked-up drunk and that's the only kind I like. I sense the Strokes
probably get more of the sweater-and-glasses chix, probably because
of the Velvet Underground undertones, which are there but not
out in force which I had been lead to believe. That's to their
credit though-- this album has no Sister Ray but it doesn't have
Nico either.
The Strokes also have (probably secondhand) Kinks in them. Chances
are these dudes need a lesson in how to blast, a lot of the time
they're whining about this or that, not realizing that Alcohol
and 'Ams can solve just about every problem they cause.
So did this album rock me? Of course it did. There hasn't been
an indie-rock record this much fun since... I don't know, man,
my memory isn't a champ. This is a good record to have, it's no
Appetite for Destruction, but then again, what is? Do yourself
a favor and grab this one, a few bottles of beer, and prepare
for a night downtown.