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"Could you forward this note to him? -- I would do it but I'm having a fecal gas attack.'" Corporate Mailbag LETTERS OF THE WEEK: Hi guys - I love Borders. It's like my only source for music and books and just plain fun! Anyway, I'm looking for books about droids -- especially industrious droids that can help me build my house. I wouldn't mind also having one to help clean my house when it's done - I'm pretty messy!I couldn't find any books about droids, and we're living in the future now! You know what I mean? Also, please find me books about droids that don't give off any fecal gases. droidless, Shelly
Shelly, Thanks for writing to us at Borders.com. I have researched your inquiry and listed below are the titles and descriptions of two books I thought might be of interest to you. Also pasted below is the URL address for the search I conducted into Androids and Robots. When you click on this URL, it should take you to the page which lists the book titles I pasted below, along with many others which may be of interest. Robots, Androids, & Animatrons: Twelve Incredible Projects You Can
Build Mobile Robots: Inspiration to Implementation Hardcover, 368 Pages,
AK Peters, May 1993 Author: Jones, Joseph / Flynn, Anita ISBN: 1568810113 Sincerely, Borders.com Customer Service Dear Barnes and Noble, I'm lost in your web site! I don't know what to do! This is my first time on the internet web. I like your site a lot but I want to leave and type a letter to my friend in Australia. His email address is cz1679@yahoo.com. Could you please forward this note to him? :) I would do it but I'm having a fecal-gas attack. Ric, I loved your article in the latest issue. How were you able to connect so well with those Japanese ladies in fur coats? Next time you come through LA please look me up -- even if it's just for the night. love, Shelly P.S. I'm sending this from barnes and nobles web site. i hope it gets through! I will spend the next few hours trying to escape from this site. --Shelly NO RESPONSE USOUNDS | 10.18.98 Got your own corporate mail? Want a date with Shelly? email her at spetworth@hotmail.com |
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