Billboard.com: More news on the next installments of R. Kells’ Trapped in the Closet – “The new round of Trapped videos finds Kelly portraying an old man named Randolph, complete with a pot belly and a fake white beard that nearly falls off mid-scene…”

R. Kells nude mannequin (sans fake beard or merkin) probably won’t be as popular as Jane Birkin Nude

kanyewest.com: New “Can’t Tell Me Nothin'” (Zach Galifianakis version) vid posted. Zach and Will Oldham get down with some tractors and Amish kids.

NME headline of the week: Coldplay: ‘Our new album has Hispanic theme.’ However, Chris Martin explains there will be no maracas or castanets. I hope it sounds like Cinco de Michael.

Drowned in Sound: The Cribs think all bands (except for two or three) are complete and total rubbish. They aren’t naming names, but that is OK because they all have really great hair.

New albums out this week:

The Bishop Allen – The Broken String “Rain” [mp3]
Tiny Vipers – Hands Across the Void “On This Side” [mp3]

Robbers on High Street – Grand Animals “Crown Victoria” [mp3]

Yeah Yeah Yeahs – The Is Is “Rockers to Swallow” (live) [mp3]